Tobyism....

Earlier today Toby and I were reading a fun "puppet" book of the Three Little Pigs. It's a glove that you put on with the book attached to the palm and a piggy on each...well...piggy. It's not exactly true to the original, much cuter in fact. It starts out the same. One goes to the market, one stays home, but one has cookies, and one has fun (swinging), and one (happily) says "wee, wee, wee" all the way home. You get the idea. So we were reading this and I asked him which pig he would like to be. He, of course, picked the one having cookies to which I replied "Toby, you're so transparent."
He said "No, Momma, I'm not transparent. I'm opaque."